MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/31/05 at 5:03am
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four
young mothers and their small children......
"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/31/05 at 7:08amLOL!
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
TheaterGeek91
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Posted: 1/31/05 at 8:21amAnother winner BB. Thank you! LOL
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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Posted: 1/31/05 at 7:59pm
I missed everyone today...as you can tell I'm posting my Chuckles early for all of you becuase it seems I can't get into the site from work anymore....they're blocking lots of internet sites for us to get on to..bastards !!!! SO I post my chuckle before I leave the house. I'm glad to make you all start your day off with a smile. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Posted: 1/31/05 at 8:00pmOh...... There you are my friend! Youhave been missed
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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