MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 8:23am

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation. Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Indian Look of shock )

Cowboy:"Is this Indian your owner?" ( Pointing at the Indian )

Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian Look of disbelief )

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Good."

Indian Extreme look of shock )

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" ( Pointing at the Indian )

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Indian Complete look of utter amazement )

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep liar."

[oxdreaminxo]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 8:31am

cute, cute =P
I thought it was funny, my friends didn't get it though, lol.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 8:35am

Doesn't it stink when you have to explain jokes to people???

[mominator]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 8:38am

Are you sure he wasn't speaking to a Scotsman?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 8:42am

Awwwwwww MOM.....LOL !!!!!!!!!1

[NYadgal]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 9:24am

Cowboys are my weakness...

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 9:26am

Cute, Boobs!

[wildcat]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 9:34am

Took me a minute...
It's actually a very New Zealand joke...

"Come to New Zealand! Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous...."

[mominator]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 10:01am

"Why don't Scotsman war pants? Because a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!"

[Kimmygonbefamous]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 10:24am

LOL Wildcat...I heard that joke about Wyoming...where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

[shira467]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 10:49am

LOL!

Yes, if you haven't heard about the sheep/men thing before, the joke makes NO sense. But I don't like the joke with Native Americans (Indians, as it were), because I'm currently typing this from a New Brunswick Inuit facility. And the house I'm staying is on a reserve...

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 2:02pm

That must have been set in Wyoming.

State Motto: "Wyoming. Where the men are men...and the sheep are nervous."

[mominator]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 4:10pm

Don't you just love a good sheep joke? (BAAAAAAA!)