MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#0

Posted: 3/21/05 at 5:06am

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopy:


1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9 "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of them all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1

Posted: 3/21/05 at 6:03am

Another winning chcukle from Boobs!

Good Morning!

Happy Spring!

[shira467]

re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2

Posted: 3/21/05 at 7:16am

Morning Boobs! Thanks for the laugh before my flights!

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

[mominator]

re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#3

Posted: 3/21/05 at 8:27am

Thanks bb! What a way to start a dreary day.

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

[redhotinnyc2]

re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#4

Posted: 3/21/05 at 8:37am

here's another one:
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment that was scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico; Vera Cruz was intended to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.

But, as we know, the great "unsinkable" ship did not make it to New York; the ship hit an iceberg and sank. Many people perished and the entire cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were understandably inconsolable at the loss. Their anguish was so great that they declared a national day of mourning, which is still observed to this very day.

This national day of mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known as Sinko de Mayo.

"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!" Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!

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re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#5

Posted: 3/21/05 at 8:42am

hehehe

[shira467]

re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#6

Posted: 3/21/05 at 9:25am

*chuckles*

Deet: Shira, I Love You!