MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/2/05 at 5:08am
Men Never Listen
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to
get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said," You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff
caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was
pushing the ATR button.
"The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow." 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 5/2/05 at 05:08 AM
#3re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/2/05 at 9:18am
LOL!!!
::forwards this to all her friends::
Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
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Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#4re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/2/05 at 9:26amhahahaha. I miss reading these every day.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
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#5re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/2/05 at 10:42amMy mouth literally just dropped! Too funny!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#6re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/2/05 at 10:56amBB, BB, BB... I am shaking my head at you. Happy Monday all.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#7re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/2/05 at 10:58am
Hi Mom..I hope you had a fantastic Birthday weekend. When Robbie was singing Happy Birthday to Cookie...I said your name too.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#8re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/2/05 at 3:19pmI think I'd heard this one before....HA!
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