MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/26/05 at 5:07am
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "SH*T! THAT'S the word!”
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/26/05 at 5:42am
hehehe. oh boobs. are you sure this one isn't autobiographical? 
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/26/05 at 7:06amMiddy SSShhhhh..that was our little secret.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/26/05 at 7:28amoh dear!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#5re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/26/05 at 7:54amYou posted this not long after I went to bed...not a good sign.
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#6re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:01amHaha. That's amazing.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
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