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Posted: 10/24/05 at 5:43am
10 Ways to Annoy Cops
1 Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"
2 When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I thought cops had to be physically fit."
3 Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting.
4 Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.
5 Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it.
6 Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza.
7 Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead.
8 When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.
9 Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th.
10 When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold me beer for a sec?"
1 Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"
2 When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I thought cops had to be physically fit."
3 Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting.
4 Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.
5 Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it.
6 Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza.
7 Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead.
8 When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.
9 Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th.
10 When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold me beer for a sec?"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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