MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/24/05 at 5:43am
10 Ways to Annoy Cops
1 Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"
2 When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I thought cops had to be physically fit."
3 Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting.
4 Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.
5 Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it.
6 Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza.
7 Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead.
8 When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.
9 Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th.
10 When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold me beer for a sec?"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
stylinbohemian
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/24/05
#1re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/24/05 at 6:26amhaha! nice.
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/24/05 at 7:11am
Hahaha!, I think I might have to print those out and put them in my purse... 
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ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#3re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/24/05 at 7:22am
Very cute!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#4re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/24/05 at 7:40amBB, have you been ticking off the police again?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#5re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/24/05 at 10:52amSound like things that will make a lot of work for lawyers..
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