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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/10/06 at 5:08am

On the first day God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry, and enjoy your life. For this I'll give you twenty years."

But man said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back? That makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God. "You asked for it."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

ashley0139
#1re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/10/06 at 7:55am

Deep. Yay I am the first to reply today. Good morning! I love the chuckle.


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

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mominator
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/10/06 at 9:05am

"So let it be written, so let it be done." The book of Boobs.


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

mominthecty
#3re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/10/06 at 11:26am

There's a book? I didn't know there was a book!
*goes to look around for book*

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Magdalene
#4re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/10/06 at 11:34am

Bravo!!!


"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

ashley0139
#5re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/10/06 at 12:25pm

Ashley needs this book you speak of!


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

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Fiction Writer
#6re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/10/06 at 12:41pm

Hilarious. Thanks you, Boobs, thank you.


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