MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/24/06 at 5:10am

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What's the problem officer?

Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

Man: No sir, I was going 65.

Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

[mominator]

Posted: 7/24/06 at 5:32am

Tee hee heee!!! Happy Monday BB!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 7/24/06 at 8:14am

Haha! Funny.

[Becky2]

Posted: 7/24/06 at 11:32am

Hehe, ooops... :)

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/24/06 at 11:35am

sucks for him

[Magdalene]

Posted: 7/24/06 at 12:09pm

very nice!