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Posted: 8/28/06 at 5:15am
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big boobs.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs?
Why kill a blonde with big boobs?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you,
no one gives a SH*T about the 140 million Muslims".
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big boobs.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs?
Why kill a blonde with big boobs?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you,
no one gives a SH*T about the 140 million Muslims".
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 8/28/06 at 05:15 AM
