MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/28/06 at 5:15am
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big boobs.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs?
Why kill a blonde with big boobs?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you,
no one gives a SH*T about the 140 million Muslims".
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 8/28/06 at 05:15 AM
#1re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:22am
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/28/06 at 8:21amOMG,that was a hoot! Am I goona burn for liking that one BB?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#3re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/28/06 at 8:26amNo Mom you won't...it's just a joke.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/28/06 at 8:33amHands BB a cookie (just because!)
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#5re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/28/06 at 8:37am*hugs Mom* You know I love your cookies.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/28/06 at 8:39amJust think in about a month it will be flea market and we can really nosh on cookies!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#7re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/28/06 at 9:24am::still laughing::
"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."
To Kill A Mockingbird
To Kill A Mockingbird
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#9re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/28/06 at 11:28amThat's awful! But I like it.
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#10re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/28/06 at 11:52amWonderful!!! (And a jolly good morning to you!)
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
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