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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/16/06 at 5:13am

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman,
and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, "How about that?
I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," the farmer said,
"This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the farmer.

As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years,
and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer.
For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence..."


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

mominthecty
#1re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/16/06 at 6:02am

Mornin' Boobs!

Nice way to start the week!!

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mominator
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/16/06 at 6:26am

Hee, hee, hee. Thatwas a great one BB. re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Happy Monday.


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

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soapguy17
#3re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/16/06 at 7:50am

Good one!! He He He He!!


I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

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Britt0913
#4re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/16/06 at 9:14am

Hahaha! Good morning, honey! I see you're up to your old tricks.

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Broadwayboobs
#5re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/16/06 at 9:19am

Morning Britt, my love. You know me...I never change. re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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shira467
#6re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/16/06 at 10:02am

Excellent laugh for the morning, boobsie!


Deet: Shira, I Love You!


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