MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1

Posted: 11/6/06 at 5:16am

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[KelRel]

re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1

Posted: 11/6/06 at 6:24am

Boobsie, I told you to quit telling everyone things you overhear me say..its rude!

Love ya

"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

[Broadwayboobs]

re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2

Posted: 11/6/06 at 7:13am

My apologies Kel...you know I love you though.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[ashley0139]

re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#3

Posted: 11/6/06 at 8:23am

Ok, that one is great!

"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

[shira467]

re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#4

Posted: 11/6/06 at 9:38am

Excellent!~

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

[Magdalene]

re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#5

Posted: 11/6/06 at 1:35pm

a veritable classic!!

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"