MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/8/07 at 5:21am

Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home.
Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the
garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"

She asks, "What?"

"Sex!!" he replies.

Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't
get it up if I held a gun to your head!"

"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a
woman could just hold it for a while."

"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his
trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night
in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.

Then one night Harold did n't show up at their usual
meeting place.
Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make
sure he was O.K. She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's manhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What
does Ethel have that I don't have?"

Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's"

[aspen]

Posted: 1/8/07 at 7:23am

...Thanks, I now have an extremely disturbing image burned into my retinas.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/8/07 at 7:32am

aw, i find that heartwarming!

[Holly Therese]

Posted: 1/8/07 at 7:39am

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

[gertrudejessalynn]

Posted: 1/8/07 at 9:02am

Ah, hell... I work in a Personal Care Home.

*shudder*

[NathanLaneStalker]

Posted: 1/8/07 at 9:07am

THAT'S funny! haha.

[RENTingFAME]

Posted: 1/8/07 at 9:51am

*shudder*

[ashley0139]

Posted: 1/8/07 at 11:14am

Oh my...

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 1/8/07 at 12:22pm

Having worked with the elderly in a facility, I can tell you that they are hornier than a bunch of teenagers. I admire them!

[Magdalene]

Posted: 1/8/07 at 1:34pm

Why is "Waiting For God" flashing through my mind....