MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/4/07 at 5:09am
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the
front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the
sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:
"Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many ; different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa
pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
She asks: " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo
ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoo offabbitch offffff?"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/4/07 at 5:25am
LMAO!
Thank you Boobs for making me spit out my morning cereal!
Good Morning to ya!
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/4/07 at 7:45amLOL!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
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#3re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/4/07 at 7:51am
Morning D_A...I'll mail you some Bounty my friend. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/4/07 at 9:47amOh yikes! Good one!
"You know, with the right volume, Patti LuPone can make a car bounce, too...."
-Wonderwaiter
#5re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/4/07 at 11:31amIs anyone else seeing Estelle Getty in this?
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
#6re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/4/07 at 11:53amUm... wow.
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