MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/9/07 at 4:21am
I'mmmmmmmmmm baaacccckkkkkk !!!! 
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end." "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!'" "I don't remember much after that"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Mamie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/9/07 at 4:48amLOL! The world can smile again - Boobs is back!
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mamie4 5/14/03
A click for life.
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#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/9/07 at 6:22amGood Morning BB! You have been missed.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#3re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/9/07 at 6:43amIt has grown cold down here since you left, Boobs.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#4re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/9/07 at 7:10amAwwww thanks guys....there really is no place like home...but vacation was amazing !!! Back to reality.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#5re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/9/07 at 8:25amWelcome back darling!! We've all missed you. I hope you had a marvelous trip.
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#7re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/9/07 at 10:56amdo I have to have a talk with Jim?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Mamie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
#9re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/9/07 at 11:01amYou may need some visual aids to go along with the chat.
www.thebreastcancersite.com
A click for life.
mamie4 5/14/03
A click for life.
mamie4 5/14/03
#10re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/9/07 at 11:08amI wonder how Harris feels about this thread...
#11re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/9/07 at 11:08amI miss Australia and Doxy !!!! *mwah*
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#12re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/9/07 at 11:11am
Morning boobs...
Have a great first day at work...
It's sad being back in Brisbane, too...I miss Sydney!
#14re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/9/07 at 11:16am
Doxy...on the flight home the guy sitting next to me was from Melbourne. How was Sondheim? Did you get to ask your question?
*dials Jim*
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#15re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/9/07 at 11:21am
No...so I sent a letter with my questions!
The questions that were asked were SOOO tedious...
"Mr. Sondheim...*giggle*...I'm such a huge fan...*giggle*...Do you write the music first, or the lyrics first? ...*giggle*"
#16re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/9/07 at 11:22amOh jeez. Did you see the boys?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#17re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/9/07 at 11:22amBut yeah...the event itself was amazing! So many standing ovations for him...He's been a bit rotten to Aus. - his first visit since 1972! And the reception he gets is incredible...
#18re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/9/07 at 11:24am
NO!
They didn't come 
But I sent my best wishes back with those I did see...Including you-know-who...
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