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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#1MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/16/07 at 5:10am

Bob a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around
9:58pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and
stared up at the TV. The 10:00pm news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge
of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde
looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob says, "you know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde
replied, "well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "you're on"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building,
falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her
$20 to Bob, saying "fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this
earlier on the 5:00pm news, and so I knew he would
jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think
he'd do it again."

Bob took the money... .....


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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paradox_error
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/16/07 at 5:34am

Ah, blonde jokes never get old...and I'm allowed to laugh: it's my hair colour!!

How are you, bud? Ready for a new week workin' for the man?

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bdwaygirl
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/16/07 at 7:27am

Cute!


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mominator
#3re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/16/07 at 8:20am

I never tire of blonde, or lawyer jokes! GOOD MORNING BB!


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien


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