MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/30/07 at 5:05am
9 Words Women Use
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more >minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
andyou should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying $%#@ YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/30/07 at 5:59am
Morning Boobs!
Love your quote - from Aussie ex-Prime Minister Paul Keating, and from the right (read left) side of politics.
Hope all is well!
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/30/07 at 7:10amMorning Doxy !!! Hope all is well with you...I miss you and the land "down under"....need to start saving for a return trip....not until after you visit here though.
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