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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#1MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/6/07 at 5:08am

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:

I don't f*ckin think so.


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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RadiGal2
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/6/07 at 5:39am

*laughs*

I am so keeping this one.

Damn son....I've missed you!


"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that." ~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.

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Magdalene
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/6/07 at 1:50pm

You go girl!


"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"


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