MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/13/07 at 5:09am
I was testing the children in my Sunday school class
to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car,had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church,Would that get me into Heaven?"
"NO!" the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day,mowed the yard,and kept everything neat and tidy,would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!"
By now I was starting to smile.
Hey, this was fun!
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children,and loved my husband,would that get me into Heaven?"
I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"
I was just bursting with pride for them.
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out,
"YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/13/07 at 5:12am
HAHAHAHAHA!
I love kids. (Sometimes)
so cute.
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
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