MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/3/08 at 7:34pm

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of
Montecassino went to the local church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional,
The man said, "Father ... During World War II, a
Beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood
Knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her
From the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you
Did, my son! And you have no need to confess that."

"There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me
With sexual favors. This happened several times a week,
And sometimes twice on Sundays."

The priest said, "By doing that, you placed yourselves
In great danger. However, two people under those
Circumstancesnces can easily succumb to the weakness
Of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your
Actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind.
But I do have one more question."

"And what is that, my son?" asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"

[DG]

Posted: 2/3/08 at 7:36pm

BOOBS!!!

You need to come home

[NYadgal]

Posted: 2/3/08 at 7:38pm

Boobs, we missed you this weekend!

But we toasted to you. Alot!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/3/08 at 9:43pm

DG...hopefully I'll be home soon...seems they ae keeping me hostage here in Asia..lol !

Addy..I toasted to you guys a lot too in Bangkok this weekend, probably more than I should have..hee hee. I must say that Bangkok is now one of my most favorite cities !!! I think I've fallen in love with Thailand.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 2/3/08 at 9:45pm

Well, you can fall in love with it, but you have to COME HOME!

Glad you had such a fun weekend!
I kept humming the line from the Jimmy Buffett song 'mysterious lost weekend...' in my mind every time I thought of you!

[shira467]

Posted: 2/3/08 at 10:06pm

Come home, Boobsy! We miss you.

[Up In Lost]

Posted: 2/5/08 at 8:31am

*headesk*