MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/25/08 at 1:36am

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'

'Mrs Sanders, please.'

'Speaking.'

'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory.< /STRONG>
When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a
biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well, and we are now
uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either
bad or terrible.'

'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's
and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your
husband's.'

'That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?' questioned
Mrs. Sanders.

'Normally we can, but Medica re will only pay for these
expensive tests one time.'

'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'

'The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband
off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't
sleep with him.'

[nitsua]

Posted: 2/25/08 at 2:10am

Hilarious!

[mauriposa]

Posted: 2/25/08 at 2:20am

Ha!