MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/13/08 at 8:31pm

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for
the night. After they got their tent all set up,
both men fell sound a sleep. Some hours later, Tonto
wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see?'

The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is
in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's
evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, i t seems we will
have a beautiful day tomorrow.'

'What's it tell you, Tonto?'

Tonto is silent for a moment, and then says, 'Kemo
Sabe, you dumber than buffalo ****. It means someone
stole tent.'

[mauriposa]

Posted: 4/13/08 at 8:35pm

LOL! I enjoyed that.