MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/18/08 at 8:50am

There was a Baptist Church in North Carolina that had a very big-busted
Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she
Played the organ.

Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper
Church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this
Or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up
Some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would
Shrink in size, but warned her not to eat any because they are so sour they
Will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to
talk properly for a
While. She agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister got
Up on the pulpit and said, 'Dewto thircumsthanthis b'wond my contwol, ve
Vill not haf a thermon t'day.'

[best12bars]

Posted: 8/18/08 at 9:12am

LOL. I saw that one coming, but I still laughed!

[Magdalene]

Posted: 8/18/08 at 1:28pm

Coffee on screen again! Sweetie, you should have a paper towel warning in the subject line!