MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/6/08 at 8:49am

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions
tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time

He said to me . . How many men does it take to change a roll
of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are
sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband
is every night?
He said. . . A widow.

He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than
single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the
fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.