*sighs* I love my mother. I do! I really do! I can't deny that we get along a lot better when all I have to do is not pick up the phone...
But unless your mother is Yenta from Fiddler, you all have NOTHING on me! Ha! Yep, I'm pretty sure she was based on my mother, God help me...
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.