Oh heavens, woe is our poor columnist, Corine2..what about the children Coooooooooorine?
Why not ride your success from subway station to station? Surely Corine's Corner can handle the trip from 14th street to 72nd! A hop, skip and a JUMP for somebody like youeee!
Or have a 'date' pick you up, then take you home for a little hanky panky, mayne even some 'rough stuff'..teeheeee. *SMOOOCH*
Unfledge them of their...perriwigs, And they appear like bald-cootes, in the nest.
Beaumont, Knt. Malta, (1616).