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#1

Mad Cow in U.S.

CNN is reporting that a case of Mad Cow Disease has been found in the U.S.

Don't take my beef away from me. It's the only thing I have left.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#2

re: Mad Cow in U.S.

Karl Rove and Tom Cruise have Mad Cow disease.

Have you listened to the news lately?
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable." --Carrie Fisher
#3

re: Mad Cow in U.S.

Which state?

Good thing I am a dedicated Chick-fil-A visitor...
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
#4

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Oprah Winfrey also has mad cow disease. as well as, hoof in mouth.
#5

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Ooo Chick-fil-A, I miss it so re: Mad Cow in U.S.

Seriously the whole mad cow thing is ridiculous. We know what causes it. We know how to stop it. We do nothing!
#6

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They aren't saying which state.

I wish we had Chik-Fil-A in NYC.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#7

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There are no Chik-fil-a's in NYC? Stop the madness!!
#8

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"We know what causes it. We know how to stop it. We do nothing!"

Basically! You know, in Fast Food Nation, the author mentions that the low-grade beef they use in ONE hamburger pattie from McDonalds can come from over 1000 different cows. That's over 1000 different opportunities to get someone sick, just because people are too lazy to regulate it.



Billions served...by trillions of cows.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
#9

re: Mad Cow in U.S.

"There are no Chik-fil-a's in NYC? Stop the madness!!"

Sad but true. It's devastating.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
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"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

Updated On: 6/24/05 at 04:32 PM

#11

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Isn't Rosie a mad cow?
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Don't mess with Rosie. re: Mad Cow in U.S.
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
#13

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It's a good day to be a vegetarian.
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#14

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I'm was a vegitarian but I went back to meat after having Chick-fil-A. re: Mad Cow in U.S.
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
#15

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And here I was thinking someone pissed off Elsie.
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Ann_Margrock -

WHAT a coincidence! Just TODAY I watched the episode of THE FLINTSTONES when Ann-Margaret guest starred as "Ann Margrock"!!
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
#17

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I know that no one wants to hear this, but this isn't the end of Mad Cow...it's going to pick up steam because no one, not the government, not the beef industry, and not the consumer, is going to be willing to spend what it would take to assure a "safe" beef supply.

And we'll save talking about chicken for another time...
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#18

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It isn't Rosie who's a mad cow, it's Oprah!

ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!

Updated On: 6/24/05 at 09:34 PM

#19

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Hahahah! True that!
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
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"Basically! You know, in Fast Food Nation, the author mentions that the low-grade beef they use in ONE hamburger pattie from McDonalds can come from over 1000 different cows. That's over 1000 different opportunities to get someone sick, just because people are too lazy to regulate it. "

I didn't know that...disgusting. Another reason to avoid McDonalds.

I would say Rosie's a mad, stupid cow.
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Goth the mad cow lives in the White House....she is married to the President
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#22

re: Mad Cow in U.S.

I heard there was a mad cow in France. They wouldn't let her into Hermes after closing time.

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