M should write a song about how hot us short people are.
whats with all the short guys around here?
More from the London Sun...via Drownedmadonna...
Spoilers!
I HAVE managed to obtain the first details of MADONNA’s forthcoming world tour.
And if you thought re-Invention was special, this one is shaping up to be even more spectacular.
Her Madjesty is recreating wild scenes from notorious New York nightclub Studio 54 — famous for its debauched antics and drug-fuelled dancing in the Seventies.
The Queen of Pop is even learning to krump — a cool hip-hop dance based on body-popping and breakdancing.
And I reckon krumping — also known as clowning after its inventor, hip-hop dancer Tommy The Clown — could be as big as the Vogue craze she started in the Eighties.
A source said: “Madonna has been practising krumping ever since she filmed the videos to Hung Up and Sorry.
“It started as un underground dance in gangland LA and Madonna now wants to make it her own.
“Madge has ordered a unique spinning platform to be designed so she and her dancers can recreate Studio 54’s extravagant scenes.
“She has also ordered dozens of disco balls to decorate the stage with authentic Seventies lighting.”
The show will open with a Disco Queen section, featuring girls in sparkling suits, male dancers dressed as pimps and more dancers roller-skating.
Another section, American Land, will indulge Madonna’s obsession with horses, with video walls showing footage of her riding scantily clad in the pouring rain.
A third part, Oriental And Eastern, will see Madonna joined on stage by a Kabbalah singer to perform a remix of her brilliant album track Isaac.
One section will have a Parkour specialist — the wacky sport on the BBC promotional film with a bloke running across London rooftops. Madge will also showcase some new music, if her label Warner give the go-ahead.
Set List by SUN :
Hung Up
Where's The Party?
La Isla Bonita
Music
Love Profusion
Get Together
Isaac
Erotica
Nothing Really Matters
Jump
Everybody
Dress You Up
I Love New York
Holiday
Bedtime Story
Hollywood
Skin
Ray Of Light
Sorry
Borderline
Keep The Trance
(new track)
History (new track)
Like A Virgin
I loooove Pradise (Not For Me). I'm sure it'll be during a costume change.
Very excited for reworked Where's the Party, Keep the Trance and History (curious), Ray of Light, and Everybody.
Wonder if she'll reuse any dancers like she did for Re-Invention?

from drownedmadonna.com
Guess the name of the tour isn't Superpop.
Only 2 dates in NYC???? She sold out a whole week 2 years ago!
How will I EVER get tix!?
Don't worry....she will add dates....she only started out with two last time too.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
It's probably a bad thing that she's going to be right down the road from me for the Coachella Festival, and I won't even know it's occuring.
“She has also ordered dozens of disco balls to decorate the stage with authentic Seventies lighting.”
You mean old tin cans and flood lights?
Apparently she's not coming to Toronto (despite having three amazing shows last time). But she is stopping by Montreal for the first time.

Apparently there will be 3 cat walks in this show--that makes some of the side seats better seats! I was thrilled when the catwalk in Reinvention cut the distance in half between Madonna and my seat!
(yes, I am a dork!)
whatever you do, don't buy extra tickets hoping to sell them on ebay. i did that two years ago and took a major bath...
No, you buy amazing seats and sell them to ME at COST!
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