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Man Threatens To Clone Himself 14 Times

Man Threatens To Clone Himself 14 Times

NotNadya
#1Man Threatens To Clone Himself 14 Times
Posted: 2/13/09 at 1:07pm

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A man has threatened to clone himself 14 times and raise his clones on welfare if the mother of octuplets, Nadya Suleman, realizes her dream of fame and fortune through poor family planning decisions.

"I feel like I'm paying for everybody's kids. Women do this sort of crap all the time and I think if a man did it, welfare would wind up being better regulated ", states Gerard "Big Red" White.

His argument's edge is dulled somewhat by the promise that he will rethink his decision to clone himself if provided with beer.
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Phyllis Rogers Stone
#2re: Man Threatens To Clone Himself 14 Times
Posted: 2/13/09 at 1:16pm

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Updated On: 2/13/09 at 01:16 PM


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