Mary Cheney is pregnant

[WOSQ]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 9:21am

and a Happy New Year...

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 9:21am

Okay, now I know for SURE that I'm not "BWW's Own Mary Cheney."

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 9:34am

Who supplied the Dick?

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 9:35am

^ ^

Haha!! I needed that this morning

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 9:35am

We can only hope it wasn't Master Lesbian-Sperminator David Crosby.

[shameless]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 9:36am

Sweet, that's more info than we needed.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 9:38am

Clearly it's Fed-Ex's.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 9:39am

Hmmm and unmarried. Oh, the shame.

OT: Why would ANYONE choose David Crosby (an obese, recovered drug addict) to father a child??? I mean, Brad Pitt was one of their closest friends. Maybe he wasn't in to it, but still. Buy genius sperm.

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 9:43am

shameless, I haven't seen you around much!

After I typed it, I realized how it might be interpreted.
Especially by BWWers

[Auggie27]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 9:43am

Karl Rove, "The Architect?"

Will this child be groomed to take over the US in 2042? Why do the films BOYS FROM BRAZIL and THE OMEN spring to mind?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 9:44am

Better her than me.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 9:45am

Finally, the world implodes as the rest of BWW agrees with RTFan.

[shameless]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 9:51am

Hi Sweet! I don't want to be ticketed by the on topic police, but I've been here. I do more reading than posting these days.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 9:52am

Thank God, RT isn't spawning.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 10:20am

Mary Cheney and Brad Pitt are best friends?

Crosby may not be cute, slim, or sober, but I'd prefer him to be my babydaddy.

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 10:25am

just for the record, it's not my baby.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 10:28am

Look, her name is Mary. She is not known for sex with men. I am thinking: Messiah.
Updated On: 12/6/06 at 10:28 AM

[WOSQ]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 10:53am

Um, about the Messiah thing, I wouldn't give any of these wingnuts any ideas since they seem to be incapable of having any real ideas of their own.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 11:05am

"Papa, Dont Preach"

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 11:05am

Mary, did you know
That your baby boy will one day walk on water?
Did you know
That your baby boy will save our sons and daughters?
Did you know
That your baby boy has come to make you new?
This child that youve delivered
Will soon deliver you

Mary, did you know
That your baby boy will give sight to a blind man?
Did you know
That your baby boy will calm a storm with his hand?
Did you know
That your baby boy has walked where angels trod?
And when you kiss your little boy
Youve kissed the face of god

Mary, did you know?
The blind will see
The deaf will hear
And the dead will live again
The lame will leap
The dumb will speak
The praises of the lamb

Mary, did you know
That your baby boy is lord of all creation?
Did you know
That your baby boy will one day rules the nations?
Did you know
That your baby boy is heavens perfect lamb?
This sleeping child youre holding
Is the great I am

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 11:27am

Man, I'm picturing how psycho the right wing would go with a Lesbian mother of God.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 11:30am

Which do you think they'd prefer, Joe?:

Lesbian Mother of God
or
Lebanese Mother of God

[PalJoey]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 11:45am

Say what you want about her--and I'm no fan!--but when the history of the Bush administration is written, Mary and her former-park-ranger lesbian lover will have delivered a [?]-pound [?]-ounces F*CK-you to George W. Bush, Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, and all those other bigoted Republicans who backed a federal constitutional amendment to strip the vice-president's daughter and all other gay and lesbian parents of their dignity and their civil rights.

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 11:47am

In honor of Lynne Cheney: Tawdry.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 11:48am

So you don't like her, but you advocate her as a parent just to shove it in someone else's face?