Mary Cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

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Mary Cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/7/05 at 9:02pm

Did everyone read Frank Rich on Sunday? Miss Mary is writing a book (and gasp! using Bill Clinton's agent!) I'd love to read some title suggestions.

How about: Papa, Can You Fear Me? or Dyke in The Hole

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re: Mary Cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/7/05 at 9:04pm

Mary Mary Quite Contrary

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"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

#3

re: Mary Cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/7/05 at 9:06pm

HOw about Self-Loathing Dyke?

#4

re: Mary Cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/7/05 at 9:06pm

how about:

"I Love Dick"

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#5

re: Mary Cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/7/05 at 9:09pm

Daddy's Little "Girl"

#6

re: Mary Cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/7/05 at 9:11pm

swept under the carpet muncher

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RIP glebby <3

Updated On: 2/7/05 at 09:11 PM

#7

re: Mary Cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/7/05 at 9:17pm

"Don't Mind Me I'm Not Really Here"

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"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

#8

re: Mary Cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/7/05 at 9:20pm

The other daughter

#9

re: Mary Cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/8/05 at 9:54am

"The Right Pussy Bumper"

or

"Mary - That's a Boy's Name!"

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#10

re: Mary Cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/8/05 at 9:56am

"Oh Dad, Poor Dad, He's Put Me In The Closet And I'm Feeling So Sad"

#11

re: mary cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/8/05 at 10:11am

clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right: how i went from munching carpet to licking boots in one election cycle.

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pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#12

re: mary cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/8/05 at 10:13am

Clam Strips: Stories and Musings from the Nations 3rd Daughter.
Sapph-Ire

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#13

re: mary cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/8/05 at 10:37am

"Lessons in Loathing -- a Book of Poetry"

mary cheney
hates the veiney
dad's a "dick"
and i'm so lamey

#14

re: mary cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/8/05 at 10:40am

daddy is red,
my lover is blue.
i got muzzled
and she did too.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#15

re: mary cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/8/05 at 10:56am

if i hadn't
worked for coors
would you have cared
i screwed you, whores?

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re: mary cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/8/05 at 11:09am

I love little Pussy, her coat is so warm;
And if I don't hurt her, she'll do me no harm.
So I'll not pull her tail, nor drive her away
But Pussy and I very gently will play.
She shall sit by my side, and I'll give her some food;
And she'll love me because I am gentle and good.

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Updated On: 2/8/05 at 11:09 AM

#17

re: mary cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/8/05 at 11:12am

"Confessions of a Bush Lover"

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re: mary cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/8/05 at 11:19am

Oh, DGrant,

That is good.

Witty, clever, simply yet aptly put and so non-PC!

Mary may have to pay you to use it.

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"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable." --Carrie Fisher

#19

re: mary cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/8/05 at 11:22am

A Big Dick's Daughter:I hate Dick but love my Dad.

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PEACE.

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re: mary cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/8/05 at 11:23am

That is why we all LOVE Mr. Grant!

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"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

#21

re: mary cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/8/05 at 11:26am

little girl lost: left alone on the right

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#22

re: mary cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/8/05 at 11:36am

I like that one, Papa

#23

re: mary cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/8/05 at 12:06pm

Yes, I was overly in love with my own until I saw DGrant's perfection. Hard to beat.


What IS she gonna write about? How at the tender age of 11, she found a copy of her mom's lesbian Old West novel (remember that? "out of print...") ... and when she read the sex scenes, she locked herself iin her room and put on a JOHNNY GUITAR video? Unlike, say, Amber Frey, this book has some real splainin'to do.

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#24

re: mary cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/8/05 at 12:17pm

why thank ya, d. it's not a patch on your bush lover, though, now sing my siggie, dammit!

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

Updated On: 2/8/05 at 12:17 PM

#25

re: mary cheney's writing a book; title suggestions?

Posted: 2/8/05 at 12:30pm

Tawdry! Enought said!!

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