Mary Lou Retton
Mary Lou Retton
#0Mary Lou Retton
Posted: 8/23/05 at 5:21pmon Dr. Phil right now - can someone please tell me why she has the wardrobe, hairstyle, and makeup of a 50-year-old?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#3re: Mary Lou Retton
Posted: 8/23/05 at 5:45pm
Overcompensating for a "little girl" squeaky vioce and short stature?
By the way, what does a fifty year old woman wear these days? I've been out of the loop and missed a few AARP meetings. 
#4re: Mary Lou Retton
Posted: 8/23/05 at 6:39pm
Don't worry, Bluemoon. You're much hotter than the average.
And I have a little girl voice and short stature - what exactly are you saying?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#5re: Mary Lou Retton
Posted: 8/23/05 at 8:20pmYou've got to be kidding, Rath. Even at your height you tower over MLR. And a youthful voice is not the same as squeaky. Mickey Mouse is squeaky, not youthful.
#6re: Mary Lou Retton
Posted: 8/23/05 at 8:21pmLove is blind AND deaf, eh, dear?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#7re: Mary Lou Retton
Posted: 8/23/05 at 8:28pmI LOVE Mary Lou Retton! One of my favorite photos is the one that was taken of the two of us when I met her!
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