Mary explained: lesbians are like straight men

[Auggie27]

Posted: 5/9/06 at 2:32pm

Save yourself the 30 bucks for Ms. Cheney's book. Apparently, breaking news, the hormonal composition of lesbian brains is more like that of straight men than anyone knew. Mary is a tough, monosyllabic chip off the old blockhead for a good reason: the poor deer huntress can't help it.

This is not news. My lesbian friends have always enjoyed buffalo wings, SHOWGIRLS, and been more prone to road rage, while my gay men buds prefer tea sandwiches, MOMMIE DEAREST, and weep when they dent their Honda fenders.

Thank you, science, for explaining us to ourselves.

Updated On: 5/9/06 at 02:32 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 5/9/06 at 2:34pm

I thought this was about Mary, Mother of God. I opened the thread with great anticipation!!

[RobbO]

Posted: 5/9/06 at 2:35pm

talk about your immaculate conceptions.