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Mary explained: lesbians are like straight men

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Mary explained: lesbians are like straight men

Save yourself the 30 bucks for Ms. Cheney's book. Apparently, breaking news, the hormonal composition of lesbian brains is more like that of straight men than anyone knew. Mary is a tough, monosyllabic chip off the old blockhead for a good reason: the poor deer huntress can't help it.

This is not news. My lesbian friends have always enjoyed buffalo wings, SHOWGIRLS, and been more prone to road rage, while my gay men buds prefer tea sandwiches, MOMMIE DEAREST, and weep when they dent their Honda fenders.

Thank you, science, for explaining us to ourselves.

"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling

Updated On: 5/9/06 at 02:32 PM

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re: Mary explained: lesbians are like straight men

I thought this was about Mary, Mother of God. I opened the thread with great anticipation!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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