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#1

Matt G on Oprah

Well ;
There was Jake; working hard to get people to vote. He will forever be Matt to me. yummy and smart.
Kiss it baby. Kiss it now!
#2

re: Matt G on Oprah

Will he give away cars?
#3

re: Matt G on Oprah

I don't want to get a car from Matt. I just want one evening where he is all mine.
Kiss it baby. Kiss it now!
#4

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that evening could be spent in the backseat of a car, you know...
#5

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Honey; If I have him for one niht; I want him in a room at the four season. With lots of booze and grapes.
Kiss it baby. Kiss it now!
#6

re: Matt G on Oprah

Did y'all read that all those people who got cars will get to pay a $7,000 tax bill for them come April?

Meanwhile, Oprah didn't pay $7MM for the cars, Pontiac donated them. They will write it off as publicity
#7

re: Matt G on Oprah

Yes Roney, we know! Now here is a cookie so please go away for a bit. (Yes as you can see I have taken you off block so I can see what other sillieness you are spewing forth)
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#8

re: Matt G on Oprah

Wait! RodneyK's not being an ass right now - let's be nice to him. It's called positive reinforcement.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9

re: Matt G on Oprah

oh mom,

Why must you try to belittle me. When you do that, I get mad, when I get mad, I post nasty things, when I post nasty things, then you get mad... it's a terrible cycle.

We should get together and go bowling.

**HUG**

#11

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"Wait! RodneyK's not being an ass right now - let's be nice to him."

thank you, tiff
#12

re: Matt G on Oprah

I'm thinking of the Gyllenhaal variety. (I think I misspelled that.)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#13

re: Matt G on Oprah

which jake! ahh! I would tell you but I would butcher his last name! Matt_G's lovely icon.
I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!
#14

re: Matt G on Oprah

I don't bowl, but there is a lovely poetry group on Emily Dickinson we could attend.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#15

re: Matt G on Oprah

thank you, tiff

You're welcome, Rodney. I really do think you're a good person, when you're not going out of your way to be a sonofabitch to people, so we should encourage the "nice" you while it lasts. re: Matt G on Oprah
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#16

re: Matt G on Oprah

sonofabitch is my natural state. Trying to be nicer.

I am a glass is half empty person.

I used to be a "My glass is half empty! Who the FOCK stole half my water!? I'm gonna kill them!"

So I'm getting better
#17

re: Matt G on Oprah

Matt; you are adorable

Updated On: 10/1/04 at 04:26 PM

#18

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I have dibbs on Matt G first.
Kiss it baby. Kiss it now!
#19

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He should bottle his Man-Chowder! Love you Matt_G!!! re: Matt G on Oprah

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela
#20

re: Matt G on Oprah

Iris, people had dibbs on me LOOOOOOOONG before you got here.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#21

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Matt Honey;
Why don't you meet me in person. No one else will matter to you then. re: Matt G on Oprah
Kiss it baby. Kiss it now!
#22

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Well, you'll have to tell me something first.


Are you a man or a woman?
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#23

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All man baby.
Kiss it baby. Kiss it now!
#24

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I'm telling Marc K!
"Honey- Men don't want one woman. Do the same thing. Date many men. I DO! I am going through the exact same thing. Don't over eat, instead date others. You will be amazed how much fun it will be. Also play hard to get. Men are dogs honey. DOGS!" - Corine2 10/29/04
#25

re: Matt G on Oprah

Tell him what? Tell him that the bastard hasn't called me once since the baby was born? Tell him I can't pay my bills because of daycare? Tell him that my foodstamps ran out back in June and me and little Marc Jr. search for food in the dumpster behind the 7-11?

Go ahead and tell him.

And tell him to call me. Tell him I love him. TELL HIM I NEEDS HIM BAD!
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

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