this just in from six flags .
due to sagging profits, six flags has desided to dismantle all rollercoasters.
said one bystander - good rollercoasters are so early 80's
in other news masssive intake of beef has been proven to cause impedance in men over 35
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
Updated On: 5/25/05 at 02:23 PM