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#451

re: Matt Rask is the hottest boy on BWW!

i think it probably means that patrick's barricaded in his safe room with armed guards stationed at the door.
#452

re: Matt Rask is the hottest boy on BWW!

ewwwwwwwwwww jaily dont be nasty
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)
#455

re: Matt Rask is the hottest boy on BWW!

monday,a pril 18th.. i share the bday with gavin creel. i will make sure matty rask has been properly handled and cleaned and pressed and tidy. he just might be a bit tired.. nothing a little cafine won't fix.
#457

re: Matt Rask is the hottest boy on BWW!

I have no intention of raping Rask. Activity of that nature would only be had in a purely consentual form.... good thing I am irresistable.
#458

re: Matt Rask is the hottest boy on BWW!

where is everyone?

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)
#461

re: Matt Rask is the hottest boy on BWW!

yes this is turning freaky
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)
#464

re: Matt Rask is the hottest boy on BWW!

dont worry matt if things get bad, my cows will back you up
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)
#466

re: Matt Rask is the hottest boy on BWW!

yes matt? what are you confused about? harris and his cows or me verbally molesting you? or beacon stalking you even more?
#467

re: Matt Rask is the hottest boy on BWW!

re; the cows

when i was in gainesville, i desided to to train 6 cows to be my pets/army, anyone messed with me i'd send the cows. their effective sweet, no ones gonna go to the cops and say hey a bunch of cows beat me up, plus they make a mean cup of tea
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)
#469

re: Matt Rask is the hottest boy on BWW!

Thanks to Matthew Rask for bringing Broadwayguy2 back from the ranks of the desaparecidos (the ones who've disappeared)!
#470

re: Matt Rask is the hottest boy on BWW!

morning all

boobs-your lap dance will be at 3pm dont be late


*makes out with jaily in the corner*
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)
#472

re: Matt Rask is the hottest boy on BWW!

This is for Matt from Jerry Herman and me, with love (*wink*)!

OPEN A NEW WINDOW

Mame:
Open a new window,
Open a new door,
Travel a new highway,
That's never been tried before;
Before you find you're a dull fellow,
Punching the same clock,
Walking the same tight rope
As everyone on the block.
The fellow you ought to be is three dimensional,
Soaking up life down to your toes,
Whenever they say you're slightly unconventional,
Just put your thumb up to your nose.
And show 'em how to dance to a new rhythm,
Whistle a new song,
Toast with a new vintage,
The fizz doesn't fizz too long.
There's only one way to make the bubbles stay,
Simply travel a new high way,
Dance to a new rhythm,
Open a new window ev'ry day!
If you follow your Auntie Mame
I'll make this vow, my little love,
That on the last day of your life
You'll be smiling the same young smile
You're smiling now, my little love,
If you wake up ev'ry mornin'
And you pull aside the shutter,
And you promise me that these'll be
The first words that you utter
Open a new window,
Open a new door,
Travel a new highway,
That's never been tried before;
Before you find you're a dull fellow,
Punching the same clock,
Walking the same tight rope
As everyone on the block.
The fellow you ought to be is three dimensional,
Soaking up life down to your toes,
Mame and Agnes:
Whenever they say you're slightly unconventional,
Patrick:
Just put your thumb up to your nose.
Mame and All:
And show 'em how to dance to a new rhythm,
Whistle a new song,
Toast with a new vintage,
The fizz doesn't fizz too long.
There's only one way to make the bubbles stay,
Simply travel a new high way,
Dance to a new rhythm,
Open a new window ev'ry day!
All:
Open a new window,
Open a new door,
Travel a new highway,
That's never been tried before;
Before you find you're a dull fellow,
Punching the same clock,
Walking the same tight rope
As everyone on the block.
The fellow you ought to be is three dimensional,
Soaking up life down to your toes,
Whenever they say you're slightly unconventional,
Just put your thumb up to your nose.
And show 'em how to dance to a new rhythm,
Whistle a new song,
Toast with a new vintage,
The fizz doesn't fizz too long.
There's only one way to make the bubbles stay,
Simply travel a new high way,
Dance to a new rhythm,
Whistle a new love song,
Toast with a new vintage,
Open a new window ev'ry day!

#474

re: Matt Rask is the hottest boy on BWW!

Gee, thanks Eddie. So... inspirational.

You're a dead man.



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