Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
monday,a pril 18th.. i share the bday with gavin creel. i will make sure matty rask has been properly handled and cleaned and pressed and tidy. he just might be a bit tired.. nothing a little cafine won't fix.
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
dont worry matt if things get bad, my cows will back you up
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
when i was in gainesville, i desided to to train 6 cows to be my pets/army, anyone messed with me i'd send the cows. their effective sweet, no ones gonna go to the cops and say hey a bunch of cows beat me up, plus they make a mean cup of tea
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
This is for Matt from Jerry Herman and me, with love (*wink*)!
OPEN A NEW WINDOW
Mame: Open a new window, Open a new door, Travel a new highway, That's never been tried before; Before you find you're a dull fellow, Punching the same clock, Walking the same tight rope As everyone on the block. The fellow you ought to be is three dimensional, Soaking up life down to your toes, Whenever they say you're slightly unconventional, Just put your thumb up to your nose. And show 'em how to dance to a new rhythm, Whistle a new song, Toast with a new vintage, The fizz doesn't fizz too long. There's only one way to make the bubbles stay, Simply travel a new high way, Dance to a new rhythm, Open a new window ev'ry day! If you follow your Auntie Mame I'll make this vow, my little love, That on the last day of your life You'll be smiling the same young smile You're smiling now, my little love, If you wake up ev'ry mornin' And you pull aside the shutter, And you promise me that these'll be The first words that you utter Open a new window, Open a new door, Travel a new highway, That's never been tried before; Before you find you're a dull fellow, Punching the same clock, Walking the same tight rope As everyone on the block. The fellow you ought to be is three dimensional, Soaking up life down to your toes, Mame and Agnes: Whenever they say you're slightly unconventional, Patrick: Just put your thumb up to your nose. Mame and All: And show 'em how to dance to a new rhythm, Whistle a new song, Toast with a new vintage, The fizz doesn't fizz too long. There's only one way to make the bubbles stay, Simply travel a new high way, Dance to a new rhythm, Open a new window ev'ry day! All: Open a new window, Open a new door, Travel a new highway, That's never been tried before; Before you find you're a dull fellow, Punching the same clock, Walking the same tight rope As everyone on the block. The fellow you ought to be is three dimensional, Soaking up life down to your toes, Whenever they say you're slightly unconventional, Just put your thumb up to your nose. And show 'em how to dance to a new rhythm, Whistle a new song, Toast with a new vintage, The fizz doesn't fizz too long. There's only one way to make the bubbles stay, Simply travel a new high way, Dance to a new rhythm, Whistle a new love song, Toast with a new vintage, Open a new window ev'ry day!