no meanness or bitterness! now, drink up!
morning guys. someone pass the coffee... or alcohol. whatever it is we're drinking, otherwise i'm going right back to bed.
*hands Middy a watermelon martini*
Mornin Middy..
Boobsie, I'm needing another refill.. You sure make a mean watermelon martini.
wow, watermelon martini? ok... i'm gonna be such a lightweight this morning. i had subway to eat yesterday for lunch and that was it all day... the alcohol's gonna go straight to my head. woohoo!
morning cam!
*refills Angel and Middy's martini glasses*
Meh you'ev had more to eat than I have Middy..
Thanks Boobsie you're a peach!
Next round I'm making Mandarin-ginger martinins....that will kill whatever ales you.
Bring it on baby!! bring it on.. I'm looking to get virtually good and drunk..
Then tonight when I'm hope probably really drunk.. we shall see though..
*pours Angel a mandarin-ginger martini*
*sneaks into bathtub with Matty while he has his eyes closed.*
**gulps mandarin martini shamelessly, pleasantly increasing her state of inebriation**
If everyone keeps this up today I'm gonna have to make a liquor store run.
*checks under water for Ducky*
Sorry Boobsie.. I would go but I think I would get a DUI.. I'm be happy to ride along and purchase more..
**looks curiously and empty glass**
I think my glass has a hole in it.. Where did my drink go? hic
*refills Angel's empty glass and goes back under water looking for my Ducky*
hic does IT quack?? hic
**drinks happily**
Sometimes it snaps in your face.
**eyes widen**
In my face??
**lays on floor and tilts glass upside down wondering where the contents went**
*refills Angels glass*
Now...Ducky sometimes slaps me in the face and then tries sticking his head in my mouth....sometimes i just want to bite it off.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
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I'm figuring Ducky likes your mouth.. and why would you want to bite it?? Ducky probably just wants the attention
**turns on music and starts dancing, cluthing martini glass**
Girly.....stop rolling those eyes !!!
yes Angel....Ducky loves the attention I give him. He likes me to be gentle with him..if I'm rough he spits at me.
And you wonder why Mr. Rask is hardly around! You scare him away!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
I thought you liked it when Ducky spits at you.. I could be mistaken though..
Have a drink girly??
**looks for pitcher of mandarin martinis**
Please.....MATTY LOVES ME...he knows I would never hurt him...unless he asks me to !!!!!
No, thanks, cam. All the lushes hanging around this thread today, somebody has to stay sober.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
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