Ok Boobs maybe I'm just having an off morning but that totally confused me..
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
I gave you my seat so I could sit on YOUR lap, Boobs...
as long as your buns of steel didn't dent Boobs' lap
...and I gave out my phone number to the hottest guy there!
Ok nevermind.. I get it now..
**wanders off**
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
No, Cookie, something in Boobs's pants was like steel itself, I think it protected his lap...
And let me guess Matty, it bit you in the Ass too right?? and you liked it...
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
Hmmm...wouldn't be surprised.
:: Checks ass for bite marks ::
Nope!! Ship-shape!!
Addy..did you ask what his birthday was first????
Matty I didn't want to make everyone jealous and talk about your lap dance....I hope your nipples aren't that sore...I forget how strong my teeth are.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
Now THAT'S a lie!! There was NO lap dance.
Your lap is dirty from Harris and his damn lap dances...
I already know his birthday... gave my business card, too.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
:: Looks dreamingly at framed business card on wall ::
LOL! Sssshhh!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
*stares at phone waiting for it to ring*
Addy... you should know that a watched phone (or stared, in this case) doesn't ring...
Matty...that wasn't a lap dance???? You were squirming a lot while sitting on my lap..hmmmm.
Alas, Tico is right.. it's like watch a pot waiting for it to boil..
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
Well, why you would carry a led pipe in your pants is anyone's guess. It was soo uncomfortable I kept trying to find a good spot. I know you said you live in tough neighborhood but c'mon...
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
You thought that was a lead pipe...why thank You and we did find a nice spot for it too.
oh my god. that's all i have to say. i think i'll join addy at the bar and watch you guys. can i just say, everyone now thinks i'm crazy cause i'm laughing in class. way to go guys!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
i have a lead pipe if Matt needs one......
**joins middy and Addy at the bar**
Seems those of us without pipes needs to stay out of this for a while..
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