I have a cow behind me right now--we call him leather sofa
I love that cow Somms.. I also love my cow, it's brown and soft, I call it suede coat..
I've got a black one named biker dude
I have a black leather jacket and a black leather vest I call them biker Bitch
I love my leather outfit....they call me SIR when I wear it.
When I'm in all leather I wear stilettos and carry floggers and whips..
Oh. I only get called SIR in camoflauge pants and a green tank top...
by a sixteen year old at the Gap?
you alll are mean
Well if you can't take the smell of the beef cooking, get out of the kitchen..
Mmmmmm beef stew...smells delish Angel.
Why Thank you.. I think it needs more potatoes though.
I think I might whip up a nice batch of beef pirogies too..
I could go for a nice big Manwich Sloppy Joe.
Is Joe cute??
**realizes you weren't talking about a person... Blushes**
Hell if he's cute I don't care if he lives in a junkyard and is named Brenda.
what if he was named Elizabeth instead?
I'd call him Eliza and change everything about him
How horribly Higgins of you, SOMMS....
*rushes in grabs the beef stew, sloppy joe the sofa, jackets and leather outfits and runs like hell
'enry 'iggins shame on you..
Only if you guys join me.. It would be awfully dull otherwise..
I think it's about time I visit again.. I haven't been home in so very long..
damn rain=(
*Hits harris in the head with cow hoof*
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