**drinks applitini happily**
Sorry dear had to do that work thing breifly.. Ewww..
Cat fight??
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
Oh ma Gah! Oh ma Gah!!!
Did you call MY ass fat?!!
**rewinds video tape**
**watches then nods**
Oh yeah he did..
*leaves to go find Eddie Varley...at least he says HI when I enter a room*
*sits at the bar with her pommy marg watching the show*
I ain't sayin' nuthin' dat hasn't been said already, aiight?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
ANYONE who says my ass is fat better step NOW and step CORRECT.
*can't leave because someones fat ass is blocking the door*
Mija... Step OFF...
*head wiggle*
i sleep and miss a cat fight?
boobs, that ass blocking the door looks like it needs 4 hands on it to be properly felt up.
Ok Middy...we can handle it...I may have to grab the front to move it too though.
Boobs can handle it? I thought so...
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
My ass may be big, but it bulbous and it's rock-hard.
(4th floor walk-up)
boobs... who's this "we" you speak of? and moving the front also requires two hands it appears. 6 hands total... hmmm... that's one big ass...
oh my... phrases which will get you into all kinds of trouble here, Matthew!
*dance interlude*
Addy, can you handle this?
Boobs, can you handle this?
Eddie, can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this!
Barely move, we've arrived
Lookin sexy, lookin fly
Baddest chick, chick inside
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thang
There you are, come on baby
Don't you wanna dance with me
Can you handle, handle me
You gotta do much better if you gone dance with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly if you gone dance with me tonight
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
Move, groove, prove you can hang with me
By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me
Hook up your seatbelt, it's time for takeoff
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
I don't think you can handle this!
I'm about to break you off
H-town goin hard
Lead my hips, slap my thighs
Swing my hair, square my eyes
Lookin hot, smellin good
Groovin like I'm from the hood
Look over my shoulder, I blow you a kiss
Can you handle, handle this
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
Move your body up and down (whoo!)
Make your booty touch the ground (whoo!)
I can't help but wonder why (whoo!)
Is my vibe too vibealacious for you, babe
I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
I'll vouch about Matthew being rock hard.
oh, Cookie. I CAN HANDLE IT!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
Wow.
I never knew the wordds before beside the chorus.
I wish I STILL only knew the chorus.
who said it wasn't, Mr. Rask? I'm just sayin'
Oh, Addy, you can definitely handle it...
I LOVE my new signature.
and addy's more then willing to lend a hand to the moving of said big and rock hard ass.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
That...that sucks Boobs.
And who's Matthew Rash?
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