Maybe some advice on songs?

Hi I was just thinking about some songs that I really want to audition for districts and I am very torn between them . All 3 of them have there good and there bad but I thought maybe I could get an outside opinion on them? If you where a judge which song would you most like to listen to hehe thats an off question but I guess im just looking for something origional and that other people will enjoy and say "gosh I wish I had found that song!" hehe I don't know. Okay here we go.

"I get a kick out of you" from ANYTHING GOES

"Always a bridesmaid, never a bride" I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE PERFECT NOW CHANGE - I like this song a lot its just that a lot of songs from ILYPC are being used at my school. Not that thats always a bad thing I guess.

"It's a Privilege to pee" URINETOWN - I love this song, I am just scared nobody will know what I am talking about.

Or maybe im just crazy and none of these songs would be good for districts. I just thought that I would see what you guys thought because you all have way more knowledge than I do and could maybe help guide me in the right direction. There are only 3 spots and a lot of people audition for them I just really want a song that will stand out of the crowd. Even if you had suggestions of songs that you like I would love those. Thankyou so much for all the help that you could give me.

EDIT: I forgot to mention that I am really only looking for more comical songs. thankyou :)

Updated On: 10/23/05 at 11:20 PM

Well I am auditioning for a spot at my school so I can go and sing my song before judges and get a score and maybe go to states. Im not sure how to explain it but it is a theatre conference maybe someone else could help me? They have them in everystate for kids im in high school.

Most songs from The Spitfire Grill are great and no one really sings from it. I love that show, it's really different