Mayo or miracle? Which spread has caused more damage to married theatre goers? Discuss

It has been pointed out in several of the leading NY publications that the widespread use of mayonnaise and miracle whip is causing a tear in the marriages of theatre goers. Is it the odor these spreads leave in the oral cavity long after the sandwich has been consumed?

Why is this occurring. Please state your criteria for your answer.

Oh and on a totally different subject, during study hall, I was asked to become a moderator for this board. I've accepted. My mom says I have to finish my homework first, so I shall be moderating the board from 7:00 to 8:00, then it's off to bed.

I just saw Evita Peron with Faye Dunaway. I love Faye but she looked and acted like faye doing joan crawford doing evita.

for some reason i hate mayo. the only think i like it in is ranch dressing.

I vote for smart beat!
LOL!

Updated On: 5/21/05 at 05:54 PM

Hellman's mayo is God's spread. Miracle Whip was sent by Satan.

Miracle Whip is the sweet stuff.
I hate it!
When I was a child, I had a friend whose Mother made sandwiches:
Wonder White Bread
Miracle Whip
Tuna with peas
And watercress
I used to ask my Mom to pack me lunch. I could not stomach her sandwiches.
Have you ever tried Tuna with peas AND MIRACLE WHIP.
My Mother would pack me Tuna with onions on rye and carrot sticks. The Mayo was Helmann's.
Jews hate Wonder bread and Tuna with peas!

Updated On: 5/21/05 at 08:31 PM

I grew up on Miracle Whip, which probably explains a lot... the first time I had Mayonaisse was at a friends house, when I was a teenager - I thought I was eating a new kind of lunchmeat... it was the most wonderful thing I'd ever had...

but, my Mother also made me peanut butter and jelly with butter, so what can I say?

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