Men Strike Back - joke
Men Strike Back - joke
#0Men Strike Back - joke
Posted: 6/9/05 at 2:45pm
Disclaimer: I got this from a male friend and thought it was funny. It's SO wrong it's funny. It's a joke... or series thereof.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth !
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
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#2re: Men Strike Back - joke
Posted: 6/9/05 at 2:51pmoh, they're just jokes, besides there are like 1000 jokes like that about men
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
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#3re: Men Strike Back - joke
Posted: 6/9/05 at 2:57pmthat's a hoot - (please don't tell my wife I read this, okay?) LOL!
"Not a day goes by..."
#4re: Men Strike Back - joke
Posted: 6/9/05 at 3:05pmI didn't laugh, but I thought they were clever.
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#6re: Men Strike Back - joke
Posted: 6/9/05 at 3:48pm
Captain_Obvious has often displayed a lack of humor, and a penchant for lying to board members.
This is an enjoyable thread.
Hamlet's father.
#7re: Men Strike Back - joke
Posted: 6/9/05 at 3:56pmI laughed in a "ha ha, guys are such dicks" kind of way. JK!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#8re: Men Strike Back - joke
Posted: 6/9/05 at 5:50pm
*wipes brow*
Phew... after I posted I had this freakout that people would take it the wrong way.
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
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