Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Albin
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#0Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 2:48pmGentlemen, get a room and get it over with already!!!
#1re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 2:49pmWould love to see that.
Albin
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#2re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 2:50pmonly if Cowell keeps his shirt on.
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#3re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 2:51pmactually, in my fantasy, Simon's chest would be against the mattress anyway. There seems to be some poetic justice in that.
#4re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 2:51pm
Cowell used to be more toned. I bet he could be one sexy daddy! He and Ryan would be a cute couple. 
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#5re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 2:52pm
Quick threadjsck to Albin: Yay for Connie and Carla. I loved that movie... so hilarious. //end threadjack.
Albin
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#6re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 2:53pmC&C rocks...my favorite feel-good movie!
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#7re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 3:00pm
we can tie the thread back to the jack...Simon and Ryan making out in the back row of CONNIE & CARLA, with Simon rating the singing as Ryan's mouth is full...and not with popcorn.
Or Simon spread-eagled on the black leather sheet set, straps holding him in place for Ryan's pleasure, with Ryan turning up the singing in CONNIE & CARLA's DVD really loud and saying, "that's right, take it, you arrogant limey bastard..." "you like that Yank d*ck, don't you? what's that? can't hear you, bumboy. Speak into the mike!"
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#8re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 3:04pmSimon cowell has a beautiful hairy chest. And I have seen it up close. not just on TV. Did anyone catch Seacrest flirting with Anwar this Tuesday night? Admiring his muscles?
#9re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 3:06pmwell, if we had an adult board, I would go into great detail what I would have these two doing...
Albin
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#10re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 3:14pm
"Did anyone catch Seacrest flirting with Anwar this Tuesday night? Admiring his muscles?"
or how into the touchy-feely stuff Simon was during Ryan's intro of Bo?
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#11re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 3:22pmI'm glad I wasn't just seeing things. I've seen, in addition to the show's touchy-feely moments, several pictures of Ryan and Simon poking each other, etc. Ryan has to be at least bisexual.
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#12re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 3:33pmI hope so
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#13re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 3:39pmAlso, I get the impression Anwar is gay.
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#14re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 3:44pm
I get the impression Anwar is boring.
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#15re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 3:55pm
Simon's pretty boring as well.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#16re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 3:57pm
Here they are together in Barbados.
Updated On: 4/14/05 at 03:57 PM
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#17re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 4:00pmSorry about that, here it is.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#18re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 4:00pmalright, just kidding, I'm doing something wrong lol.
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#19re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 4:01pmWell; i don't know who that girl is with Ryan; but he is not seeing anyone right now. He supposively saw someone last year... but that came to a end shortly.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#20re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 4:07pmThere is just so much sexual tension between those two.
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#21re: Message to Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
Posted: 4/14/05 at 4:22pmwasn't Seacrest somewhat discovered by Merv Griffin? you could speculate that Merv's interest was not solely in Ryan's talent (at least not the ones we can ascertain while Ryan is clothed).
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