Miami Vice (2006)

I used the search feature and nothing came up. I went and watched this movie last night, and it is the single most boring movie I have seen in years. One of my friends I went with actually fell asleep, and if I wasn't with my wife or friends, I would have walked out (which I have never wanted to do). I didn't understand anything of what was going on, and it started with one plot and completely changed in the middle and you never heard about the first plot ever again.

**SPOILER ALERT**

In the beginnnig, they were hired to find out who the link was that was giving out important information about the FBI, etc., but that was the last time you ever heard of it. They never said who it was.

**END OF SPOILER**

Was there even a script written for this movie? It seemed like the director just said, just improvise the entire movie and let's see what we can come up with. Complete garbage!!! Please . . . I beg of you . . . do not spend your money on this crap pile they call a movie.

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I know, but it was just so much going on at one time and I didn't understand majority of what was happening. And yes, those sex scenes where down right hillarious. During the Colin Farrel sex scene, I said, "I can eat this for breakfast, lunch, and F**king dinner right here," and a lot of people laughed. It was just a horrible, horrible, horrible movie in my opinion.

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It ain't Miami Vice without Elvis - Crockett's alligator

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