Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
#1Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 6:47pm
Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.
She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.
She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."
Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."
Hot.
#1re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 6:49pm
I love it.
Are gay men allowed to visit?
#2re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 6:50pmI saw this earlier and wanted to crawl in a hole so that I might be missed by the angel of death ravaged the face of the planet.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#3re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 6:50pmMaybe he can star in a new male version of the Best Little Whorehouse
Poster Emeritus
#4re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 6:53pmSince when were brothels legalized?
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
#5re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 6:54pm
It's not [illegal] in Las Vegas.
Updated On: 11/17/06 at 06:54 PM
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#6re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 6:55pmI wonder if he will charge extra for bite marks.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#8re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 7:11pmThis might be the most hysterical news I've heard all day.
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#9re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 7:15pmAnd I sure as hell hope he has been working with a speech therapist - there is nothing sexy about that lisp of his.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#10re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 7:22pmActually, it is illegal in Las Vegas.
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cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#11re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 7:23pm
Learn that the hard way Namo? 
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
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#12re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 7:36pm
I wonder if they can legally discriminate against male clients?
I wonder if she's going to hire OJ next?
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#13re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 7:48pmLord Joe - I don't wanna know how he "does" that!
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#14re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 8:15pmSo what is the prostitution deal in Nevada? I know they pretty much advertise in newspapers in Vegas, but it's not 100% legal, right? But places like The Bunny Ranch ARE legal. Anyone actually know?
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
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#15re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 9:14pmI believe it is legal in the state of Nevada but some cities (Vegas) have their own laws against it. So you have to go outside the city to get a legal ho.
#16re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 9:31pm
This is going to be a legal brothel on 60 acres of land she's calling "Heidi's Stud Farm."
Question: Doesn't 60 acres sound like a lot of land for a brothel? Are they planning sex-on-the-range?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#17re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 10:48pmMaybe they give you a ten minute head start, then release Mike Tyson.
#18re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 11:41pmHow much do they expect you to pay for what happens if he catches you?
MargoChanning
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/5/04
#19re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 11:43pmWho could resist a man with a facial tattoo, a felony conviction and a 4th grade education?
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie
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#20re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 11:45pm
As long as he's loaded, I don't mind.
Not that I'm mercenary, or anything...
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Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
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Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
MargoChanning
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/5/04
#21re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/17/06 at 11:47pmAnd his gold teeth are hot.
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie
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"The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
#23re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/18/06 at 9:13am
And he looks 60 to boot.
How many counts does this man get before he's "out?"
I think the referee needs to call this.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#24re: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Posted: 11/18/06 at 1:16pmI think the reason for these large "ranch" brothels is that zoning regulations say the brothel can't be within a certain distance of a school, church, whatever. So they buy a large parcel of land and put the building set way back from the road.
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