Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

#1

Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:22pm

I just shed a single tear for Bitter Betty. I miss the sassy, old lady.

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"I knew this was probably going to happen." - Rathnait62

#2

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:24pm

I heard that she's on top of Bobby's tree.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:26pm

probably thanks to too much spiked egg nog

#4

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:28pm

Betty's probably under Bobby's "tree"

#5

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:35pm

I think you are right Undi....you have to say her name 3 times and she will appear

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"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"

#6

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:38pm

Come on you wrinkled old bag of bones ... appear!

#7

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:38pm

Alright....what the hell you dadgum kids want???

#8

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:39pm

for you to swallow my Yule log, Betty

#9

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:39pm

Got all your shopping done, you old hag?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#10

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:40pm

I got your yule log right here cookie!

Shoppin?? who the hell am I gonna shop fer?

#11

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:42pm

yourself, ya old bag. Those granny panties of yours have too many holes in 'em...

#12

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:42pm

Betty, I think I have fallen in love with you.

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"I knew this was probably going to happen." - Rathnait62

#13

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:42pm

and they stank!

#14

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:43pm

What about that nasty old mangy diseased p*ssy of yours - aren't you gonna get her any treats from the pet store?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#15

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:44pm

Well, thank ya Sammy....yer the only one around these parts with any manners!

all of the rest ya rats are gonna get some coal! I have connections ya know!

#16

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:45pm

yeah. your connections to the life support machine....

#17

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:47pm

Satan died...he willed Hell to me!

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"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"

#18

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:47pm

did you enjoy the blood orgy?

#19

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:48pm

Betty asked me to tell you all that.....she apparently had to go use the little girls room

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"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"

#20

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:48pm

Betty, would you like to spend Christmas at my home this year and fufill your dreams of a "chocolate fantasy"?

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"I knew this was probably going to happen." - Rathnait62

#21

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:49pm

I would have thought she would have just pee-ed on the tree....

#22

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:51pm

NO NO!!! KEEP HER AWAY FROM THE LITTLE GIRLS!!!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#23

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:51pm

I knew that Al was just a cover for Sammy, she's been all up in Betty's business

#24

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:51pm

Betty's back and shes mad as hell!

where is the damn toilet paper?!?

#25

re: Missing Bitter Betty at Christmas

Posted: 12/22/04 at 1:53pm

under the tree... Merry Christmas