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Mitt finally explains why he really left the race

Mitt finally explains why he really left the race

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Mitt finally explains why he really left the race#1

Posted: 4/17/08 at 1:20pm

He's got a sense of humor to be sure:


10. There weren't as many Osmonds as I thought.
9. I got tired of corkscrew landings under sniper fire.
8. As a lifelong hunter, I didn't want to miss the start of the varmint season.
7. There wasn’t room for two Christian leaders.
6. I was upset that no one had bothered to search my passport files.
5. I needed an excuse to get fat, grow a beard and win the Nobel prize.
4. I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
3. I wanted to finally take off that dark suit and tie, and kick back in a light-colored suit and tie.
2. Once my wife Ann realized I couldn't win, my fundraising dried up.
1. There was a miscalculation in our theory: "As Utah goes, so goes the nation.”
Romney


....but the world goes 'round

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re: Mitt finally explains why he really left the race#2

Posted: 4/17/08 at 1:59pm

too funny!


#FactsMatter...your feelings not so much.


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