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#1

Molly Shannon

Mary Catherine Gallagher or Sally O'Malley?
"Honey- Men don't want one woman. Do the same thing. Date many men. I DO! I am going through the exact same thing. Don't over eat, instead date others. You will be amazed how much fun it will be. Also play hard to get. Men are dogs honey. DOGS!" - Corine2 10/29/04
#2

re: Molly Shannon

oh, sally for sure...

"I'm a choo-choo charlie and a (three-step turn) class act..."

or the camel-toe fashion show

"I call this one the Easy Rider....with just a touch of Febreze!"

though Mary Catherine has the WSS sketch that is pure genius, especially with her "puerto rican lay-thay"
#3

re: Molly Shannon

Book 'em Dano...I'm five-oh...50!

Updated On: 9/17/04 at 02:23 PM

#4

re: Molly Shannon

I can kick......stretch and kick! I'M 50!!!
"Honey- Men don't want one woman. Do the same thing. Date many men. I DO! I am going through the exact same thing. Don't over eat, instead date others. You will be amazed how much fun it will be. Also play hard to get. Men are dogs honey. DOGS!" - Corine2 10/29/04
#5

re: Molly Shannon

half a century, soldier, that's half a century....
#6

re: Molly Shannon

Oh... my breasts are so big. I've gotta strap 'em down. Yeah, strap 'em down. And one of them is bigger than the other one. So, this one's the mommy and this one's the little baby.
"Honey- Men don't want one woman. Do the same thing. Date many men. I DO! I am going through the exact same thing. Don't over eat, instead date others. You will be amazed how much fun it will be. Also play hard to get. Men are dogs honey. DOGS!" - Corine2 10/29/04
#7

re: Molly Shannon

I also liked Shannon's licensed joyologist Helen Madden (I LOVE IT!) and mullet-toting comedienne Jeannie Darcy (Don't get me started, don't even get me started).
#8

re: Molly Shannon

HA! I had forgotten about Jeannie Darcy. God, no one ever laughed at that but me, and they thought I was crazy. It truly was hilarious though. re: Molly Shannon
#9

re: Molly Shannon

i agree, the Paula Poundstone-esque Darcy is one of the best, but it kinda tanked when she did it on the show...what does the audience know anyway?
#10

re: Molly Shannon

I thought what made her Jeannie Darcy sketch so funny was the fact that Darcy was completely oblivious to what was going on around her. She just plowed ahead with her horrible jokes.
#11

re: Molly Shannon

When Molly Shannon was on Ellen's talk show, Ellen made her do "Don't get me started". Ellen said that was her favorite character.

Don't get me started don't EVEN get me started.
"Honey- Men don't want one woman. Do the same thing. Date many men. I DO! I am going through the exact same thing. Don't over eat, instead date others. You will be amazed how much fun it will be. Also play hard to get. Men are dogs honey. DOGS!" - Corine2 10/29/04
#12

re: Molly Shannon

I much prefer her Val on Will and Grace to anything on SNL. The episode where she becomes Jack's biggest fan is priceless.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#13

re: Molly Shannon

The Val episodes have to be some of my absolute favorite W&G episodes!
#14

re: Molly Shannon

And who can forget her doing DOG SHOW! with Will Ferrell (Is Will's character gay? Maybe he is, and maybe he IS!). And those goofy looking dogs Mr. Bojangles, Lady Jane Marie, Rocky Balboa or, my favorite, Captain Gingersnaps.

Updated On: 9/17/04 at 02:59 PM

#15

re: Molly Shannon

Love me some Molly. Can't pick one!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#16

re: Molly Shannon

Molly is one of the funniest women in the world. She has the most amazing characters.
#17

re: Molly Shannon

I'd love to see her play Agnes Gooch!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#18

re: Molly Shannon

Never thought about that, DP, but she would be fantastic.
#19

re: Molly Shannon

Too many great characters to choose from. One of mine was her and Ana Gastayer on the NPR show. God, I laughed 'til I cried.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#20

re: Molly Shannon

There's no beating my Schwetty balls
#22

re: Molly Shannon

Your balls are so big.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#23

re: Molly Shannon

She is a very nice person also, and very professional on the set
David walked into the valley With a stone clutched in his hand He was only a boy But he knew someone must take a stand There will always be a valley Always mountains one must scale There will always be perilous waters Which someone must sail -Into the Fire Scarlet Pimpernel
#24

re: Molly Shannon

I can't wait to get my mouth around that ball
#25

re: Molly Shannon

Good times.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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