Monday Chuckle (until Boobs checks in)

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/16/05 at 9:32am

Blonde Year in Review

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.
March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years."
April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with slope.
July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.
August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.
September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."
October - Hates M & M's because they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.
December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.

[OnTheAisle]

Posted: 5/16/05 at 10:37am

That was good! TY...

There were three women, a Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Redhead went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Redhead are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 5/16/05 at 12:29pm

Cute, Somms. Anyone hear from Boobs today?

[CostumeMistress]

Posted: 5/16/05 at 6:18pm

A blonde is standing in front of a vending machine. She puts in three quarters, pushes a button, and gets a can of Diet Coke. "Whoohoo!" she cheers. She puts in three more quarters, pushes a button, and gets a Sprite. "YEAH!" she exclaims. She keeps putting in 75 cents, pushing different buttons, and getting different kinds of soda. Soon there is a line forming behind her and she is stacking up her cans on either side. Finally a man behind her says impatiently, "Look, lady, it'd be cheaper just to go buy a bunch of 12-packs at a store!" The blonde turns around, glares at him, and retortes, "Well, I'm WINNING!"