Monday Mid-day Chuckle
Monday Mid-day Chuckle
#0Monday Mid-day Chuckle
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:03pm
How to Avoid the Flu
Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often.
If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
Get plenty of rest.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
OR ....
You can take the doctors office approach like I do.
Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first?
Clean your arm with alcohol.
Why?
Because alcohol kills germs.
So......
I walk to the liquor store (exercise),
I put lime in my Corona (fruit),
celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies),
drink on the bar patio (fresh air),
get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress)
and then pass out (rest).
The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can't get you!!!!
I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!
#1re: Monday Mid-day Chuckle
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:08pm
That is a great way to look at it, TGIF! I gotta remember that!
#2re: Monday Mid-day Chuckle
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:08pmGood stuff...surefire way to prevent illness!
#3re: Monday Mid-day Chuckle
Posted: 11/8/04 at 12:58pm
Can I just tell you how much I love your avatar? Thank you. 
Welcome, by the way!
Actually...
Willkommen.
Bienvenue.
Welcome!
#4re: Monday Mid-day Chuckle
Posted: 11/8/04 at 1:26pm
This is one to remember.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#5re: Monday Mid-day Chuckle
Posted: 11/8/04 at 1:56pm
Why thank you for the warm welcome!
I do, though, have to thank TGIF for her help with the cool avatar!
#6re: Monday Mid-day Chuckle
Posted: 11/8/04 at 1:57pm
So she says.
*stares*
#7re: Monday Mid-day Chuckle
Posted: 11/8/04 at 1:58pmOf COURSE I will take credit for it. It benefits me too. I get to look at it. Now your challenge is that you must post often so I see it more!
I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!
#8re: Monday Mid-day Chuckle
Posted: 11/8/04 at 1:59pm
I have an idea....
edit - nevermind. Not working. 
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#9re: Monday Mid-day Chuckle
Posted: 11/8/04 at 2:48pm
*stares at scooter2's icon*
*stares*
*stares*
I love you already. Such good taste.
Oh, and that was nice, TGIF.
#10re: Monday Mid-day Chuckle
Posted: 11/8/04 at 5:35pm
*follows suit*
*stares*
*drools*
Hey. We are twenty minutes away from hitting the 24 hour countdown. Rock on.
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#11re: Monday Mid-day Chuckle
Posted: 11/8/04 at 6:01pmI had my flu shot 3 weeks ago, but your way is so much more fun!
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
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